Green Sheep Water? Where did you weirdos come up with that?
Our water is different from the other bottles on the shelf; the black sheep of the group, if you will. But it’s the outcast for a better reason than just being weird. It’s environmentally-conscious, therefore: Green Sheep Water.
How come you’re creating another single-use bottled water instead of a refillable bottle?
There are lots of great refillable bottles out there, and we’re totally, 100% in support of using them! Green Sheep Water is there for those times when you find yourself without your reusable bottle. It’s during these times that you have an opportunity to reduce your impact by opting for a container that is far less harmful to the environment.
I recycle my plastic water bottles, so it’s basically the same, right?
The answer to that is a resounding “absolutely not!”. Plastic is never really recycled. It’s actually downcycled, which means it loses quality and volume with each cycle, so your bottle will never become another bottle (it would if it were aluminum).
Are Green Sheep Water bottles meant to be refilled?
Our bottles were designed as a single-use product (please recycle them). That said, we are the kind of people who wear our jeans 10 times before we wash them.
Where does your water come from?
The water itself is sourced from a natural spring waaaaaaaaaay underground and then purified through a reverse osmosis system to make it as pure and delicious as possible. Are you going to find it absolutely thirst-quenching? You betcha.
I've heard that exposure to aluminum has been linked to Alzheimer's Disease. Is that true?
We'll defer to the experts over at the Alzheimer's Association on this one: "Studies have failed to confirm any role for aluminum in causing Alzheimer’s. Experts today focus on other areas of research."
What’s the best way to get Green Sheep into my local store/bar/gym/restaurant?
Glad you asked. The best way is for you and all your friends to ask for it at the store. And keep asking, and asking. They’ll eventually contact us and we’ll do our best to set them up with a distributor. Voila. You can also send us an email at email@example.com.
What are some other companies that influence you?
I really want to try some Green Sheep Water, but your shop locations are too far away.
Thanks for being so interested! We’re sorry that the retail locations aren’t nearby. We’re working on adding more every day, and you should definitely let us know if you have a specific spot in mind. For now, though, you can visit our online store to pick up a case, or 50. Cheers!
I own a store/restaurant/hotel/club and would like to offer Green Sheep Water to my clients. How can I get my hands on some bottles?
The best way to bring Green Sheep Water to your customers is to contact us. We’ll help you get set up with a distributor, or if there are none in your neighborhood, we’ll work with you directly. Looking forward to hearing from you!
I’m not normally one to dish out compliments, but you guys are just AWESOME.
Aw, you really think so? We’re flattered… Oh stop…. You’re making us blush…
The bottled water I usually buy is cheaper than Green Sheep Water. Why?
Unlike many other expensive bottled waters (we won’t say which ones, but we’re sure you can figure it out), our higher-than-average price is not a marketing gimmick. It really all comes down to the aluminum. Because aluminum has a high raw value, our bottles are much more expensive to produce than plastic ones, so we need to charge a bit more in order to stay in business and keep more and more people away from plastic bottles. Luckily, you are a wise and awesome individual and you understand that being a responsible consumer isn’t always the cheapest option. Planet Earth could use more people like you.
I heard all of the A-list movie stars, pro athletes, Grammy-winning musicians, and even the President all drink Green Sheep Water. Is this true?
We can understand why they would.
I would like to make a presentation at school about Green Sheep Water, do you have some material I could use?
Has anyone told you how cool you are? You must get it a lot. We love when people spread our message. Contact us, and we'll set you up with a cool presentation that you can use. Give us a shout if we can help you in any other way.